"Well you're a snowman for sure. I know this because I'm a snowman so I recognize another snowman when I see one." Replied the other snowman.
"Oh yeah. Okay. So what you look like is roughly what I look like."
"Roughly. But for some reason you're dressed like a cowboy?"
"Really? Why do you think?"
"I can't imagine."
"Well what kind of kids do you think made me?"
"I don't know."
"How am I alive do you think? Or you? How are either of us alive?"
And then Santa flew over their heads and they weren't sure what it was. Then they were quiet for a bit. Then they weren't alive anymore.